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The 'ShamWow Guy' cleans up his act
Fri Sep 13, 2013
There is NO MENTION in this article about how Vince Offer took on the Church of Scientology and WON!! If you want to know about the TRUTH that NBC News is apparently AFRAID to tell people about, then Google search "Vince Offer Scientology Lawsuit"! Even if Vince hadn't made this comeback, he'd still …
Tooth Fairy taking bite out of parents' pocketbooks
Fri Aug 30, 2013
Yeah that serial killer called the Tooth Fairy that struck in Birmingham and Atlanta, I can see where he's taking a bite out of a family's pocketbook. You gotta invest in new locks, solid steel doors for the front and back, a security system with an emergency button, new privacy fencing, a panic roo …
Yahoo's Marissa Mayer goes glam in Vogue spread
Fri Aug 16, 2013
Maybe if she spent less money on makeup artists and consultants who have her looking like a $1,000 an hour hooker and a bit more money on account security experts who could prevent her website from being HACKED EVERY THREE MINUTES, people would take her more seriously as a CEO!
Ex-supervisor at Indian Point nuclear plant charged with falsifying test reports
Tue Jul 23, 2013
Yes, there IS a safer form of nuclear power! Go on YouTube and look up "Thorium in 16 minutes". Thorium nuclear power is NOT heavy water Uranium! DO YOUR HOMEWORK before all the libtards on here start screaming about "no nukes".
Superman to battle Batman in new movie
Mon Jul 22, 2013
Actually, if you've read "The Dark Knight Returns" by Frank Miller, yes he did use Kryptonite that WayneTech had spent nearly every penny of Wayne's fortune to develop. But at least this time he didn't put Tar in it.
Detroit becomes largest US city to file for bankruptcy
Thu Jul 18, 2013
(This comment was deleted by Sony Pictures Entertainment because the original posting contained references to the movie "RoboCop".)
World's biggest viruses lurk in Chilean rivers and Australian lakes
Thu Jul 18, 2013
Are they sure this isn't an Andromeda Strain molecule? ;)
Controversial 'Lolita' chatbot catches online predators
Sat Jul 13, 2013
That's when you feed it back the JAM ECHELON string of keywords. Except for the last four. ;)
Golden Corral buffet chain responds to gross-out footage
Mon Jul 8, 2013
The food at GC is NOT Halal. You're committing a sin against Islam by eating at GC, Jamal Hussain.
Antarctica's hidden Lake Vostok found to teem with life
Sun Jul 7, 2013
Alan Boyle - Are you SURE this isn't some type of shapeshifting creature of non-terrestrial origin? Please let us know when we can get the flamethrowers. ;)
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